Olympics! What Olympics?

I've seen none of it. I want Hockey damn it, but no, everywhere you go all you see is Soccer. Fuck Soccer! I was walking around Phnom Penh and heard some sports broadcast, so I went to check it out, and it was the WWE Royal Rumble. You have got to be fucking kidding me.

I crave Olympic hockey. I'm also going to be missing the start of The Amazing Race for the first time EVER. This...doesn't tick me off so much. Why watch, when you can experience right? I can't experience Olympic Hockey though, so damn you SE Asia, damn you and your no snow tropical climate to hell.

I'm going to go get a tan now.